Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Here's a Film I Fully Endorse: "Truck Turner"

I have discovered many an under appreciated film thanks to my pals over at the Gentlemen's Guide to Midnite Cinema podcast. With netflix now streaming it's watch instantly films through the xbox 360, the planets aligned when Truck Turner showed up on my ipod and in my queue. The Gentlmen's glowing review of the 1974 Blaxploitaion flick made me eager to feast my eyes on the ruggedly handsome Isaac Hayes and the sassy Nichelle Nichols (aka Uhura).

Truck Turner
is a cinematic gem. Filled with familiar faces and classic 70's jargon, this film will immediately pull you in. Although the action is a tad comedic at times, it is always entertaining. The films high points are the costuming, the score (done by Hayes) and Nichols. It isn't just a great Blaxploitation flick, it's a great flick period. I give it 2 thumbs up and cookie... or something. I think this is a must watch for genre film fans.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

I haven't been slacking!

I swear it! The holiday season is in full swing and I feel like I have dropped the bloggin ball. For shame! I have been watching movies though. Here's a quick review.

Mad Max

Well, Mel Gibson wasn't ugly. And uh, there were some cool car chases. It just wasn't the post-apocalyptic wonderland I was hoping for.

Night Watch
What a great watch. I have to take a look at Day Watch first, but I will definitely be doing a seperate post on these films. It was just such an enjoyable watch. The plot was a little fantastical. But hey, if you can commit to the mythos, it's quite a ride. Beautiful visuals...

Street Trash
You know, this may deserve it's own post as well. I was shocked at how competent this film was; great camera work and score. It was so tasteless, but I loved it! I may have to purchase this.

Oldboy

Oldboy hangs over me much like The Sixth Sense. I know the twist, so why watch? Well in the case of Oldboy, you watch because it is an amazing film. The characters are complex and strangely easy to relate to. Again I must sing the praises of the visuals. One of the most effective 'suicide by head shot' I have ever seen.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

The Orca aka Cricket II for sale!



















(from newsday.com)

"For collectors of legendary memorabilia there is a chance - probably their only chance - to buy the boat that Capt. Frank Mundus used while he built his reputation as the Monster Man, the biggest shark hunter on the Atlantic.

Not only is the boat for sale, but many of the items that made it special - from its original fighting chair to the "Monster Mash" chum bucket and its "Monster Trash" garbage pail - are on the block as well.
The Cricket II, now sitting in the boatyard at Uihlein's Marina in Montauk, will be sold in an online auction from Jan. 14 to Feb. 4. Details on the boat and the auction registration procedure - a $5,000 deposit is required to bid - are available at MaltzAuctions.com, the Web site of Plainview auction house David R. Maltz & Co."
Read the whole article here.

MaltzAuctions.com (check out the auction there)
If only I had an extra pile of cash laying around! I'd hire Richard Dreyfuss, head out to sea and say to him at least once during the trip: "You have city hands, Mr. Hooper. You been countin' money all your life!"

At least once...probably more.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

SDCC "Watchmen" Preview



It is the most glorious 3 minutes and 23 seconds I've experienced in a while. The scenes that look exactly like the book give me chills. Ugh... gorgeous.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Mini Cassette tees

I love t shirts. I love clever, funny, awesome shirts even more. So, logic dictates that I would love the new mini cassette tees.


















What's not to love about a tiny lego Jack Burton?


















"A simple yet bold design, this tee is must for fans of killer balls and creepy tall old men." The description makes me want it more! Go to the site and buy many things and them tell me all about it so I get jealous.



Monday, December 8, 2008

"Dead Snow"; A Horror Comedy?

Well, I had no idea. This says it is. It also has some lovely stills and declares Dead Snow's Sundance acceptance. I think you should click it.

You may also want to click this. The zombies look great. I'm just not really into this being funny...

Friday, December 5, 2008

Why I Enjoyed "P2"

I can actually remember way back in 2007 when P2 was released. Oh, it feels like only yesterday... I can recall a vague feeling of 'blah'. Blah: another "thriller". Blah: another psychopath stalking some dumb broad. Blah: a weak plot, forced nudity and subpar action. Then I let it slip from my mind. P2? Isn't that a stupid faux slasher in a garage? For some reason I decided to "watch it now". My tune has dramatically changed.

As the movie began the name Alexandre Aja flashed across the screen. I have a sick love for The Hills Have Eyes remake and in turn, a soft spot for Aja. Is it possible his writing skills may have lent some awesomeness to this film (that was my internal monologue)? My preconceived hatred was weakening a bit. As the main character was developed I was searching for reasons to hate this movie. I was waiting for it to just flat out blow. It never happened. It was never unbelievable, I mean aside from the woman being stalked in a parking garage premise. Once you get on board with that, the rest just flows. There are little to no plot holes or inconsistencies. Believe me, I wanted there to be. I suppose it's a smidgen long at 98 minutes.

Now that this review is quickly becoming disjointed I am going to try and clearly lay out my "pros".

The main female character, Angela (Rachel Nichols), is likable and not stupid. I must stress the importance of this. She is terrified, hurt and in fear of her life, yet remains realistically level headed. I often get mad at terrorized females in "genre" films. They make such laughable choices. Angela was easy to root for. As was the main male character.

Thomas (Wes Bentley aka the creepy yet handsome kid from American Beauty) was on point as a raving psycho. He had levels of crazy. There were crazy nuances; it was fun. I'm not a fan of play by play reviews, but there is a particular scene I enjoyed. At one point during the epic cat and mouse stalkage, the police arrive at the parking garage and question Thomas. For a split second I thought he was going to try and take out 2 cops while unarmed. He didn't. I appreciated the "realism" of that. Had he gone that route, there is no filmmaker alive that could convince me 2 armed officers wouldn't have taken him down in a flash.

The Thomas character was also sufficiently creepy and smart enough to keep me entertained. During one of the most, and one of the only, gruesome scenes, you see what a lunatic Thomas is. As he is brutality murdering one of Angela's coworkers, she keeps screaming his name. "Thomas! Thomas!". To which is screams back, "I know what your trying to do by saying my name over and over again. You're trying to humanize yourself." He isn't some backwoods moron who is going to be tricked or reasoned with.

There were elements of this film that screamed rape and revenge flick to me. I adore that sub genre. All though there is no nudity or rape, it is eluded to. I don't think full on rape scenes work in American cinema... shame. In true revenge mode, Angela gets the better of her attacker and once he is properly restrained, she begins to walk away. Showing one of his many levels of crazy, he unhinges and calls her a cunt. I swear I almost applauded. Without missing a beat Nichols responds with eerie realism and ends his life. Thus completing the necessities in a rape/revenge film. I was in my glories.

In the end the Angela character got away. Of course she did. But the film just ended there. We weren't bombarded with hugs and puppies. It left a lot open which is something I also appreciated. If one is to believe this character survived this hellish ordeal, we are now left to wonder how she will ever function in the world again. The movie doesn't bog you down with unneeded information or flashbacks. It is contained within the night of the actual events.

I'm not entirely sure why I liked this film so much. I might be so enamored with the slight rape/revenge themes, that I put blinders on. It wasn't a perfect film. There was this god awful water thing... Oh, and the end was a bit too actiony out of nowhere. It's still probably one of the best American thrillers of this kind I have seen in a long time. Some other reviews I have read refer to P2 as "torture porn". To that I say "ugh".

Feel free to disagree. I have yet to be able to discuss this with anyone else.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

You know who used to be hot? #1

Margot Kidder
















The
Amityville Horror (1979)

Did You Know? After living in the US for 34 years, Margot became a US citizen so she could vote against George W. Bush as part of her protest against the war in Iraq.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Plasterhead

Netflix + watch instantly + xbox 360 can lead to some uniformed choices. Plasterhead was one of those seat of the pants kinda additions. Surprisingly, it wasn't that bad.

What can I tell you about this film? Hmm... For starters it is chock full of uninteresting, stereotypical, static characters. It's basically a "slasher" with typical "slasher" conventions. It is light on the gore which was a wise choice. It seems as though, with their budget, they wouldn't have been able to pull off anything convincing. The acting is cringe worthy at times and the masked revenge killer premise is a touch stale. Nothing new was brought to the table.

With all this being said, I have seen much worse attempts at genre film making. I say give it a go. You may find yourself chatting during some of the slower scenes or giggling at some dialogue choices, but it remains entertaining. Dumb, but entertaining. Keep your peepers peeled for the Sheriffs accent.
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