Hey kids! Make sure if you have never seen
Oldboy (and shame on you if that's the case) that you get your parents permission to read this blog. Spoilers are all over the place and I would hate to be the one to ruin the film for you…
kay?!
In honor of father's day, I thought it a nice gesture to honor a cinema dad that is the definition of father of the year. A father that would do anything (including cutting out his own tongue) to keep his own daughter safe from the knowledge that he is her father, on top of being her lover. A father that would go all the way for, and
with his beloved child, thus proving that incest indeed is best. A father that would prefer to rearrange his memory to forget the fact that he is banging his only daughter because he just so happens to love her and would prefer to bang her without knowing that she came out of the same place that is now inside of her. That man is the one and only...drum role please...Oh
Dae-
su!! Paracinemas father of the year! Congratulations to you and all of your future inbreed endeavors and hope those kids don't turn out
too deformed.
Happy Father’s Day all!!!!
In honor of father's day, I thought it a nice gesture to honor a cinema dad that is the definition of father of the year. A father that would do anything (including cutting out his own tongue) to keep his own daughter safe from the knowledge that he is her father, on top of being her lover. A father that would go all the way for, and with his beloved child, thus proving that incest indeed is best. A father that would prefer to rearrange his memory to forget the fact that he is banging his only daughter because he just so happens to love her and would prefer to bang her without knowing that she came out of the same place that is now inside of her. That man is the one and only...drum role please...Oh Dae-su!! Paracinemas father of the year! Congratulations to you and all of your future inbreed endeavors and hope those kids don't turn out too deformed.
Happy Father’s Day all!!!!
5 comments:
HA!
I was hoping for a laugh...not a "Matt, we would like if you stopped writing for the blog now!"
Never that!
Best father ever. Right next to Jerry Blake.
That's a relief Dylan!
James: I was going to make it a top 5 best father list originally and Blake would have most certainly been on it. I do already have my pick for next year though...
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